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the ghost of one specific hom*osexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

getcha jerma crying on stream pride icons here, you gay f*cks

this is NOT the full story the context is he was doing a bit about dudes in the gym listening to music in their headphones so loud that you can hear it, he decided to roleplay it out with like. the “remember me for centuries” song and tried to act like a normal human while his earbuds were f*cking BLARING this song, loud enough that it was getting picked up by the stream mic, and his chat convinced him to do other songs and he eventually layered fart and scream sounds and started bawling NOT JUST because it was PHYSICALLY PAINFUL, NOT JUST that it was funny fart and scream noises, but because of the mental image of some ripped old gym dude walking past you and you hear fart and scream compilation blaring out of his earbuds like thats normal and youre left to wonder what the f*ck is wrong with that person

this bit went on for more than an hour including a brb to cool down and a session afterwards where he started organizing edits people made of his crying face into evolutionary lines

i think that presenting cannibalism as a metaphor for intimacy was perhaps one of the greatest things we ever did as a society. Like you’re telling me you want to eat me, make me a part of you, consume me? that’s so romantic, tell me more, i love you

Actually it’s f*cking gay + played out + you sh*t them out anyway. Try marriage

The Conservative Otherkin

I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

i jack off all trades

You can make one here

same energy

and another

The holy trinity

This is so f*cking wholesome wtf

1/23/2022

How could we forget.

This post has strong 1997 internet energy.

call me a guy who just caught a fish that's too small and abides by the local fishing regulations on minimum size limit

the way i throw it back.

squeezing my puss* and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

Beige coat...

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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Brand new sentences in the discord tonight

WRONG!

1) choose the option that was the MAJORITY acceptable answer at your school (if almost every teacher just went by their last name, but one teacher was cool with their first name, stick to the majority and vote last name)

2) i’m specifically asking what you called them TO THEIR FACES. if you called your teacher mr. jefferson to his face but just jefferson to other classmates, count that as mr. [last name]

cause it just came up yes this poll is NOT us-only i am specifically also curious what the norms are globally!